"its a metaphor, you see—you put the killing thing right between your teeth, but you dont give it the power to do its killing"
oh my god
This is… not any less creepy in daylight
thank you daft punk
teacher: hey you are failing your classes idiot
student: you know what teach? i dont give a swag *walks out*
that student.. as you may have already guessed.. was albert einstein
um..i think you made this up for notes?
first of all, how dare you
It’s exactly what you think it is and you need to listen to it.
adeventute time helped me get over my last breakup no fuckin joke i shit u not
literally adventure time knows their shit
Here’s the rule about telling someone about something wrong with their appearance:
If a person can fix it in 5 minutes or less, tell them
If they can’t…
That’s actually a really good way of putting it.